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[Pimpin' with Ernie & Bert]

I laughed

This movie is purile, stupid and pointless...yet it amuses me every time I see it. Everything works, from the crappy muppet walking down the street to Bert doing the dialogue from the Windowlicker video (which, while sounding nothing like Bert, seems to suit him perfectly). And the ending, while making no sense whatsoever, seems somehow fitting.

[all yor base r blong 2 us]

Grrrrr >:(

Cool movie, but I would've given you higher marks if you hadn't taken all the credit for yourself and your fellow Starseige Tribes cronies. After all, the members of the somethingawful.com forums were the ones who started the whole craze, and created most of the pictures that appear in your movie. Anyway, for everyone else, check out the history of AYB at http://hubert.retrogames.com/h istory.htm for the complete history without all the bullshit.

[the gathering storm part2]

Even better than the last one.

Love that yellow ball thing. :)

[All UR Gays Belong to Ass]

Decent parody

Having watched "All Your Base" go from being an in-joke on the somethingawful.com forums to a mainstream phenomenon, its interesting to see the backlash it gets. This one was pretty funny. Well done.

[Loom]

Nice idea, but a problem...

I remember the old Lucasfilm (now LucasArts) game "Loom". It was a lot of fun, and if this is a flash sequal to it, I'm deffinately look forward to it. However, one thing point out about this preview. While the music is great, and is an integral part of the game of Loom, having a whole full-quality sound file is not recommended as it causes a 30 second animation like this to be pushed up to 1.5 Meg. Try making the sound file shorter, as it was running long after the animation ended.

[Change]

Well made.

This is certainly some inspired work.

[Barnyard Shenanigans!]

Very Pythonesque

A great improvement over the old one, I loved the surreal humour here.

By the way, this is Fluffy from the House of Horrors forums, although I haven't posted there in a while.

Keep up the good work.

[The Portal Police]

What's wrong with homicidal blocks?

Not bad. But really, sometimes I enjoy seeing rainbow coloured stickmen shooting each other, It may be stupid, but that's who I am (stupid). :)

But don't ever look at my movie. It truly is awful. UGH! Why, God, why?:(

[Mr T v OnlyFools&Horses]

Where's Trigger and Grandad?

Heh, I remember Only Fools & Horses, and this is a great tribute. I especially loved the scene where the three wheeler morphes into KITT, the ultimate car security system.