FTC's Reviews

[Pineapple! the musical]

Wow, was that really PineappleClock's voice?

As far as anti-clock movies go, this one actually made me laugh. Maybe it's just the idea of PineappleClock (my favourite clock) eating babies while talking in that robotic voice. What voice program is that, I've noticed the Clocks using it quite a bit in their movies.

[america retaliates!!!!!]

Good point...

I understood that you were satirizing the average 14 year old Newgrounds fan who thinks anyone of Arab descent should be blown up. Anyone who thinks that you're being serious about blowing up other countries in this movie is just as ignorant and stupid as the kids who make the crappy "LETS BOM TEH AREBS!11" movies. However, if you had made the movie look better, it might have been easier for those people to see what you were trying to say.

[Terrible Secret Of Space]

Whoever made this did a fine joj.

Well, I'm glad you told us you didn't make this, and not claiming it as your own, so my score goes to whoever did make this. Still, it's not as funny as the original ICQ prank...How old is that prank now? I think it was a year ago that I saw it, making "PAK CHOOIE UNF!" one of the many popular catchphrases that charcterised the Something Awful forums back in those carefree days before the forums went straight to Hell. Anyway, for those who don't understand this movie, here's the address for the original prank...

http://www.somethi ngawful.com/spam/icq/spacerobo t/index.htm

[strawberry clock rpg 2]

More difficult than "Bush Calculates Revenge"!

Damn it, why do you have to make these games so hard!

[Draw Your Porn!]

Oh shit, I just drew the Elephant Man!

Pretty funny, the picture I ended up with was too disturbing for words. I wish I knew what number comes after 3.

[Bible-Belt man!]

Finally, a GOOD Christian parody.

This is a lot better than most of the immature anti-Christian movies that get posted here (like that no-god.com crap). Almost as good as Taco the Wonder Dog's "Crunchy Savior" series (http://www.geistmag.com/taco/ features/crunchy/). This is how satire ought to be...intelligent, witty and fun.

dagger-happy responds:

Thanks, man. I noticed no one else had done any spoofing of bibleman (and let's face it, he's asking for it!), so I thought I'd do it myself. Thanks again.