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[Pineapple! the musical]

Wow, was that really PineappleClock's voice?

As far as anti-clock movies go, this one actually made me laugh. Maybe it's just the idea of PineappleClock (my favourite clock) eating babies while talking in that robotic voice. What voice program is that, I've noticed the Clocks using it quite a bit in their movies.

[america retaliates!!!!!]

Good point...

I understood that you were satirizing the average 14 year old Newgrounds fan who thinks anyone of Arab descent should be blown up. Anyone who thinks that you're being serious about blowing up other countries in this movie is just as ignorant and stupid as the kids who make the crappy "LETS BOM TEH AREBS!11" movies. However, if you had made the movie look better, it might have been easier for those people to see what you were trying to say.

[Terrible Secret Of Space]

Whoever made this did a fine joj.

Well, I'm glad you told us you didn't make this, and not claiming it as your own, so my score goes to whoever did make this. Still, it's not as funny as the original ICQ prank...How old is that prank now? I think it was a year ago that I saw it, making "PAK CHOOIE UNF!" one of the many popular catchphrases that charcterised the Something Awful forums back in those carefree days before the forums went straight to Hell. Anyway, for those who don't understand this movie, here's the address for the original prank...

http://www.somethi ngawful.com/spam/icq/spacerobo t/index.htm

[Enter Carrot Clock]

Oh dear!

Conflict between the Clocks? This sounds like fun. :)

[Strawberry Clock VI]

I liked it.

No matter what anyone else says, you Clocks are all right by me...even if the movies are crap, they still amuse me. This one, however, was very well done. Great effort. A+.

[white guy meets black guy]

Thanks, I needed that.

This may have originally been intended as a joke (or not), but after all that has happened over the past few days, this is just what we all need. Thank you.

["From my Room"]

I'm impressed!

Very well done, great graphics, spot-on music, and a simple but nice story. It's also nice to see something non-violent for a change.

[Cthulhu vs Bambi]

Iä! Shub-Niggurath!

Kinda reminde me of the old "Bambi meets Godzilla" cartoon. This would make a great series, I look forward to a Cthulhu vs Bambi 2, the deer's revenge. :)

Oh, and a "Y'AI 'NG'NGAH, TOG-SOTHOTH H'EE-L'GEB F'AI THRODOG UAAAH!" to you to.

[Chiu: Special Edition]

YOU RUINED CHRISTMAS!

Alex Chiu has stolen your soul! Ia!

[Fr0sty Tribute]

Well, at least the music was good.

Unlike some of the other reviewers I'll try to review this purely on the movie and not on your profile picture. It appears to be some sort of in-joke between you and some other people. While it may be funny to those who understand it, I don't understand it, and therefore I must destroy it (or at least vote low on it). In turn feel free to destroy my movie, as it is a source of constant embarrasment to me, and the sooner it is voted off the portal the better I will feel.